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Two posts in the blog PCweek - ECM

In the summer I published blog posts PC Week, but did not make reference to them here.

Now continue to do:.

a. Why do some documents have survived, while others do not?.

http://www. pcweek. ru/ecm/blog/ecm/1526. php.

2. Document management and records management. What's the difference?.

http://www. pcweek. ru/ecm/blog/ecm/1532. php.

Jokes for your favorite )

- Rabinovich, a crisis at all, and you, judging by the boats and the islands have become one.
of the richest people in the world? .
- Yes, it's not me. It is my great-grandfather in 1909 in Illinois, in.
bookmaker for the last 10 cents, bought a ticket.
1:100000000000000 that the Negro, in the next 100 years, will become President.
USA.

- What do you know of outstanding provocateurs?.
- Only one.
- Well, tell me.
- Music by Mendelssohn.
- God, why?.
- For the millions of fools, he wrote a delicate and enticing ' Wedding.
march ', and the. lifelong bachelor, he lived quietly.

If a night you never called them impudent, in the morning you need.
call a goat!.

Little girl was given a turtle. Joy was not a girl.
the end of the day and she played with her. The next morning the girl with the.
turtle in his hand, blubbered resorted to the kitchen to her mother and says,.
that the turtle died. Mom:.
- Oh, docha, you tortured her at all. Well do not worry, we'll put the bug.
in a cardboard box, bury in the yard, put flowers to the grave,.
buy Coca -Cola, a big cake, we will invite your friends and arrange lush.
funeral. (at the time the turtle stuck his head out of the shell ). hey,.
a daughter, so it is alive after all. !?.
Daughter of joy:.
- Oh, I can strangle it. !?.

Only in our country there is a phrase ' illegal armed formations '.

When officials plunder faster than the nation produces, they say,.
that people can not work.


What is the difference between the intelligentsia, workers and the cop?.
- Work washes his hands before the Scriptures, after the intellectual and the cop at the time.
What is the difference between the machine and the bride?.
- If you fuck your car, you will notice it right away!.
The difference between a blonde and a Ferrari?.
- Friends of Ferrari does not lend!.

The store man timidly turns to the woman:.
- Sorry, you do not tell to what department of the store.
would you go if you had a thousand rubles?.
- The Beauty.
- Oh, thank you very much! .

A letter from a friend in the army: ' Here we are taught to remove the snow and boil potatoes.
So if an enemy attack - we cleanse his way, and prepare to eat '.

The new system of ' sustainable transport ' - the exhaust pipe.
bred in the interior.

A young wife - her husband, angrily:.
- Elevator broken! .
year-old boy in the other - stroller and a bag of food. And you tell me.
does not help!.
- As I told you not help? .

A drunken man walks into the trash on the street. Suddenly, right at him from the gate.
three-headed flies, desyatilapoe, tysyachezuboe incredible monster.
deformities, with a clear desire to devour the poor fellow. The monster opened his mouth all,.
spread out all legs, baring his teeth and hung on the guy.
The man lifted his head, stared at the monster, and spoke, Braiding language:.
- A go -ka are you on x. First to my Spielberg!.

spring is here. At the railway sidings swelling.

- Daddy, why do women painted and watered spirits?.
- Well, how do you explain. Take for example a trap for cockroaches.

Blonde resorted to the doctor:.
B: - Doctor, help! .
A: - right, right now namazhem ointment.
B: - But how do you catch it? .
A: - No, namazhu the place where he'll bite.
B: - ahhh. It was in the park on a bench under a tree.
D: - This is an idiot! .
all goes.
B: - Well, would say, Doctor! . God, how.
it hurts!.
D ( beats his fist on his forehead ): - What is it?!?.
B: ( innocently ): - How do I know? .



At one hotel a couple of newlyweds arrived to spend it honey.
month. Closer to the night room door swings open and a naked young woman.
tears ran out into the corridor. Porter throws his coat on it and.
soothing:.
- Do not cry because. Tell me what happened?.
- This is terrible! .
inflates his chest and said: ' Honey, this 75 kilograms.
Dynamite! '.
- Probably, this is the case.
- But I was never able to find a fuse!.

- Well, - the world?.
- Yes we are Well, sort of, and do not quarrel.
- Then we get!. And now - the world?!.

Post before you turn off your computer:.
' Your wife's name is Natasha, Julia Child and Pavlik. Do you still want to get out of.
Windows? '.

Life - it's not the days that have passed, and those who remember.

A conversation with users by phone:.
- Move the pointer to the object and press the right mouse button.
- And I do not have a button! .
- Rotate the mouse clockwise by 90 degrees.
- Oh! .

Two girls in a crowded elevator.
One (whispering ):.
- Who is behind me?.
- A young guy.
- As a young, feel. Tell me, though cute?.

In boxing champion interview. He responds, as expected,.
slowly over every answer for a long time thinking.

- That if you go at night to their entrance, and there is dark and you will.
bully. What do you do?.
- Well. I am a right hook to the head - he falls.
- And if the bully 2?.
- Well. I have first right hook to the head - the first fall.
Second from bottom in the body - the second incident.
- And if the three bully?.
- Well. I have first right hook to the head - the first fall.
Second from bottom in the body - the second incident.
- And the third?.
- Third? . third is my birthday.



Phrases that men like to hear:.

- Sorry, I was wrong!.
- Do not worry, I can cope with all three: I have a black belt in karate.
- Honey, you sure have drank enough?.
- I do not talk too much?.
- I will go in FIG!.
- I decided to go home today, bare.
- We are your friends have prepared a little surprise. Girls.
undress!.
- My sister wants to stay with us. You do not mind if she lies to the.
us?.
- I briefly outside the house to whitewash.
- What can I do this to make amends?.
- To parents I will go myself, but you still go down to the strip with your friends.
- Should not you are sitting with friends in a pub?.
- I was so excited when you're drunk.
- Tonight, I need only shameless, depraved sex.
- Listen, I make a good. Why do you work? .
Play Poker.

He was so unlucky man that when he got an apiary, all.
was allergic to bee pollen.

Comes to a grateful patient and surgeon with the words of recognition takes.
from the package and puts it on the table Armenian cognac, French champagne,.
caviar, salmon, etc. Dr.. Doctor:.
- Look, who gave you the right to manage my money?.

13 -year-old schoolboy Bob Ivanov found in the table with his father five tablets.
Viagra, which took into. Later the boy was taken to.
hospital with burns palms third degree.

One man predicted that he would die as a result of some.
dispute. Since that time he became a warning to all, courteous,.
compliant. But one day he fell ill, and he was going to bed.
medical consultation. After seeing doctors, the patient whispered:.
- That's when the prediction comes true!.

Fell into distinct groups Tupisticheskaya puki local dikapyam. All with anger.
Manager of distinct groups look askance at.
- You do not worry, gentlemen - that soothes. - They mipnye. Zpya one.
there will not be. Ponasiluyut women, peasants, and the fingers pootpubayut.
released.
- Why do your fingers otpubayut? .
- What hapaktepno, about the rape had not occurred vopposov.

- Darling, let's meet at 5:00.
- Okay, but when you come?.

- Honey, I like the perfect woman?.
- What are you! .
- And how much?.
- A 50 kilogram.

The smith with the tongs hold a red-hot horseshoe.
- God, what it is hot! .
- Oh no! . - Give the top ten, so I 'll lick her tongue.
- Yes you will! .
Ho in anticipation of the unusual spectacle of ten handed smith.
Blacksmith licked the top ten and put it in his pocket.

Suits such as a new son to pysskogo ottsy:.
- Dad, you promised to give me eleven dollapov when I polychy to.
five mathematics.
- Hy.
- Hy 's: I pozavchepa polychil two vchepa - two today - count, total.
five.
- Here's a dollap and one more - a total of eleven.

During the chase the two Estonians - and even have time to catch the third.

Mary loved to sing. ee record was 40 to sing in a month.

English businessman diktyet sekpetapshe letter:.
- Dopogoy sep! .
her what about you dymayu. Moreover, I poskolky gentleman, I do not have.
p.pavoy even dymat about you so. Ho since you are neither the one nor the.
dpygim, I hope you understand me The correct.

Everyone says that alcohol does not solve the problem. You would think that the water.
or milk to decide.

It put - this is when you take the phone from a friend to call his.
girl, dial the number, you harvest a challenge, but he has displayed on the screen:.
' Kitty '.

News from the field...

Photos are not very good ( phone ) Michael Larin stands ( VNIIDAD ).

I am familiar with his performances for ten years. And see how they have changed over this time (and maybe I changed?). If before, almost every word would jump up and object to something, now - in general, everything is clear and very reasonable.
I must say that when I first came to the conference again VNIIDAD where sobirali documentologists exclusively, then I had a feeling that I was in the Stone Age.
Then I remember, wrote a great article, which was a major point: IT and records management - two non-overlapping spheres.

Now, at a conference of both halves of approximately. And in general - is one community. With their interests, attitudes, but pretty much crossover and ready to cooperate.

Internet Cafe: Live daily

Scientific and technological progress - an insidious thing. He first gave rise to such a business as an Internet cafe, and now is trying to ruin him, revealing to the general public easy access to the World Wide Web from almost anywhere - home, office or even from the bench in the park. What is the current outlook in an Internet cafe, and how they have evolved since he first appeared in Moscow eleven years ago?.

All this time the internet cafe is really not so much competing with each other, but with alternative ways of access to the network. And in recent years - alas! . Even the total growth of the Internet audience in Russia does not contribute to their prosperity: the number of customers internet cafe frozen at the level of 2.4-2.5 million. As the study of fund ... But he and the other way to be online pales in comparison to the successes of home Internet, which was preferred for 58% of users: an inexpensive ...

The difficulties of the genre.

Another attack for internet cafes - wireless access, which is developing at an impressive pace in the capital. A simple restaurant or coffee shop, get an access point Wi-Fi, partly converted to an internet cafe in malicious competitor. One network Yandex. WiFi in Moscow is now over two hundred points, and access to the network, they provide free. As Helen explains Kolmanovskaya, editor in chief of Yandex, the hardware costs are minimal point - a few hundred dollars plus a monthly fee of less than two hundred dollars. These expenses, compared with a turnover of institutions are insignificant, but it is important to create an additional comfort for visitors.

It seems that the already hard bread, internet cafes are trying to discourage all sides. ... - But it was once the main idea of this business! ...

Is it really a diagnosis? . Do not facing extinction and the Moscow institutions of a similar genre?.

The players themselves are not inclined to indulge in market pessimism.

- All the time I spend a parallel with the grain, - says Nina Galkin, director of training and consulting center online ... - Internet in the modern world has become the ... The volume of information increases every year several times, and there is growing at the same pace of Internet access points? .

- Movie theaters are still operating, but people keep going to the movies, despite the fact that the houses of all DVD-players and recorders.

Clearly define the scope of a segment of Internet cafes is almost impossible. One thing is clear: for eleven years, a truly large networks and are not formed. The biggest players in Moscow today - is Cafemax, Netcity and Timeonline. In the network in the capital Cafemax six internet cafes, plus one each in St. Petersburg and Almaty. Netcity has long existed as a network of only two schools. Timeonline opened in 2001 in a shopping center, ...

- Segment practically developed in recent years, and it is connected, first of all, the high cost of rental of premises, which is also very difficult to find, - said Victor Sapeshko (... - New projects are started and now, but 80% of them are unprofitable, often deliberately.

Not a single access.

From an organizational point of view of business internet cafe is a relatively simple. ... Everything here is once established, and then only controls. And no logistics ... As often happens in those kinds of businesses, which are low barriers to entry ( according to experts, open an Internet cafe in the capital of medium-sized can, with initial capital of 50,000 dollars), is a rather high ...

In theory, the possible formats in the form of three businesses: computer club, in which the main subject of lease - computer games, internet club, where gaming is added to the service access to the Internet, and Internet cafes (the volume model, which combines computer . In practice, the division is rather conventional - it all depends on how the institution is positioning its owner. How do whatever it was called (... Indeed, otherwise threatening to narrow range of customers to the guests and the Muscovites, who have no computer at home.

To wrest at least some users of home computers, internet cafe capital must constantly be on the cutting edge of progress in respect of the ... Full upgrade of the computer park segment experienced players recommend to carry out at least once a year or two - and not gradually, but once. In the past few years has become a standard to create a separate institution in the VIP-zone with increased comfort, a ... Dr.. ) And an extended package of software installed.

Many owners deliberately involve social function inherent in the format of Internet cafes, and try to turn his institution into a place of communication for any specific category of clients, to create a unique atmosphere.

And finally, the principle of ... For example, Internet Center ... Over time, the emphasis in the company's activities have changed. As Nina says Galkin, CEO of the company, now in the income structure of the company, only 20 % of implementation, 50% - training programs, and 30 % - Internet cafe. It is not without the help of ...

- Itself a ... - Many of them rent a computer for five hours - as a temporary office.

Network Cafemax originally conceived as a combination of public Internet access to business center for seminars and conferences. But very soon the company went a step further and began to take part of the area travel agents, salons digital photography, catering, etc. Dr.. As it turned out, these types of businesses can live together under one roof and together generate a good stream of visitors.

The very market situation makes Internet cafe to resort to a ... The difficulty is that each new ... The operator of Internet cafes are not always beneficial and interesting to engage in non-core areas. For example, when first opened Timeonline, she managed the company operating in the coffee lounge. Later on, it was decided to abandon.

- However, just go and deprive visitors of coffee, we could not, - said Ekaterina Zhuravleva, CEO of ... - If only because of the stereotype: if there is Internet access, coffee should also be. The yield, we have found in bringing subtenants, in this case coffee ... Then we realized that customers will be pleased to have on hand, and photo services, but for high-quality printing is actually needed to establish a separate business. Much faster and more convenient place as sublessee, who will be engaged in a familiar thing for him where he is - a true professional.

The owners of Internet cafes in recent years to modernize the business excel format. In the vast country has seen a half dozen ...

Small- small more.

In the current situation in the segment, the competition of single internet cafe with the networks - the theme is not the actual. History knows many examples of how to segment an inglorious death of network projects, and a long and happy existence of single. Networker actually sometimes easier to live. As explained by the Roman Privalov, General Director of ...

Lone have to rely on their own strength and make its way to success through the competent and proper positioning of the concept. A very revealing story of a computer club ... This small family-owned company ( started with ten computers, now they are - thirty-five), which feels good in a residential area. The club is designed for local enthusiasts online gaming and Internet users. Range of visitors is almost unchanged - come only ...

- We were lucky - told Dadynskaya Rice, owner of the club - almost from the very beginning, we bought the building in the property. Rivals at first was very much, and Internet cafes in the area were growing like mushrooms. But now within two miles there is not one - the high cost of renting ruined. And this business for singles are not too promising: low income, and expenses at the start is very important - we took out a loan and pay off for two years. And this is taking into account the fact that the interior design area served personally.

Most importantly, according to the owners of ... Profits on their assurances, just enough to adequately provide for the family. Now, however, to open a similar facility, they would not.

centrifugal circumstances.

What are the prospects of further development they see in front of the main players of the segment of Internet cafes in the circumstances? . But as for the regions, there is essentially nothing yet started - said Ekaterina Zhuravleva (Timeonline). - However, there are people and need the Internet, perhaps less - many people still write paper letters, and do well at the same time feel ...

- This business in the regions there is still potential for development - agrees Sapeshko Victor (... - It's only in big cities access to the Internet is not considered to be something special, and is perceived as familiar as the street lighting. Another thing - a small provincial town, where Internet cafes are still the most popular way of accessing the World Wide Web.

The mere fact that home computers and home Internet in regions much smaller than in the capital, inspired by the Moscow networkers. On his desire to go ...

Internet cafes in the details.

The total amount of investments in the middle opening an Internet cafe ( 25 computers ) in Moscow, according to experts, will be not less than 50,000 dollars.

The main items of expenditure:.

• PCs - from 25 thousand dollars;.

• furniture (the most economical option ) - 4000 dollars;.

• running and configuring local area network - 2000 dollars;.

• Internet connection, including payment for three months - more than one thousand dollars;.

• Rent of the premises of approximately 120 square. m ( a sleeping area, ground floor, not on the first line of houses ) - about 8000 dollars for three months;.

• payroll - from two thousand dollars per month;.

• the monthly cost of maintaining computer equipment, advertising and pr. - One thousand dollars.

Exit to the operating break-even point with the right management is possible in 3 months.

To improve the profitability of the experts consider it essential to work round the clock, the presence of VIP-zone, additional services and combining with other types of businesses ( catering, digital printing, etc. Dr.. ).

Business Journal Online.

The ideal world for anonymous

Recently, a small amusement was reading the comments anonymous and not only FaceBook, on forums and in the news. An interesting and curious public opinion. So I decided to summarize and draw the world in which, in all probability, would like to live such people.

When an anonymous sovershenoletiya up, he immediately gets a car, mobile phone and one-bedroom apartment with all amenities. Anonymous machine in the world are all the same, so no one pontovatsya. Flats all the same type. Between two neighboring apartments must have a closed door. When an anonymous married anonymous, they occupy a neighboring apartment and get the key from the inside door. When the divorce comes social worker, locks the door and takes the key.

All the anonymous work. The work is to arrive at 9 am in the office ( the plant ) and noted in the Workbook. Then you need to approach the car and take time off otprashivatelnoy - then you can go about their business. For workaholics have special attractions at the amusement park: you can sit at a table, pushing bits of paper, or waving a shovel, digging a hole and then digging her own - so do not break the anonymity and does not harm, and spending power.

The anonymous salary issue one unchangeable piece of paper that says ' A lot of money ' - because ' a lot ' - to each his own, then all are happy with their salary. The money is still spent in the world of anonymous nowhere - every shop attached tycoon. No anonymous tycoons in the world does - somebody has to steal people's wealth to him for a mad. Tycoon meets customers at the entrance, and the output is calculated for all purchases. A special kick - then spit in the face of the oligarch and call it a bad word. So what in the world of anonymous once opened store - appoint someone to steal people's wealth, and vice versa. Wishing, however, slightly. Not everyone likes to spit into them.

The policemen of the world also have an anonymous. The main work of policemen led by old ladies across the street. Even if the old lady does not want. Sometimes a policeman sees an old lady and, well, run for it. And how will catch up, immediately leads her across the road. On weekends, all police officers gather at the park and beat each other on the ass caning.

All anonymous bureaucrats in the world live on the island. Such an island surrounded by moats with crocodiles, everyone has more or less well-equipped city. To get to the island only to catapult. As soon as someone wants to become an officer because of his on the catapult and the island. Can not get off the island. From there, with the island, the government sends out the orders, decrees and laws. And nobody plays. Everything just laugh.

Products and goods in the world there are anonymous themselves. You just have to come to the store and write on a shelf, that there should be. And tomorrow, come on you - is. And took home - oligarch pays for all.

When anonymous anger and resentment builds up, it goes to the mirror room - a room where different angles are installed hundreds of mirrors - and shouting ' You are all fag! ' .

Anonymous - leave your address in the comments to be written off. When arrange your perfect world - let me know I will arrange for you to pay for the tours ' a lot of money '.

Whose voices talking cartoon characters

Katy Perry says the voice of the charming heroine of ... ... The actress joined the long list of his colleagues, ...

Cameron Diaz says the voice of the inimitable Fiona, a princess from the legendary ... ...

Angelina Jolie voiced a tigress in the animated ... ...

Anne Hathaway ... In addition, she voiced the characters of ...

Christina Applegate talks to voice the charming burunduchiha Brittany in the movie ...

Ellen DeGeneres voiced Dory in the cartoon ... A typical charming character we remember everything, without exception, the audience.

Voice of Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter saga - the young actress Emma Watson - Princess Pia says of the cartoon ... ...

Isla Fisher ... Besides her, the voice acting cartoon attended Jim Carrey, Steve Carell, Matt Rogan and Jamie Presley.

Voice of Jada Pinker talks to Gloria Smith of the cartoon ... Smith says that ...

Jennifer Aniston voiced the role of Annie Hughes in the movie ...

Voice of Miley Cyrus Penny said of the animated film ... And not only speaks, and sings a song, ...

Nicole Kidman voiced Norma Jean is a charming animated film ...

Voice of Queen Latifah said Ellie, the mammoth of the ... ...

Reese Witherspoon has given a voice, Susan Murphy of the animated film ... ...

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Google: the best conditions

Internet giant Google has topped the list of companies with the best conditions for Fortune magazine. It seems that this Internet giant known to all. But it is not - Portal Money CNN published 9 facts about corporations that are almost unknown to the general public.

What employees go? . However, they broke down so often and so much enraged that the whole team, that ' guglisty ' en masse move on bicycles. Cars are not popular.

Are they in a movie? . employees, most of whom love to Hollywood blockbusters like ' Lord of the Rings ' and ' Transformers '. But how to take a movie so many people? . As a bonus, each employee can bring a single guest.

Maternity leave for mums and dads. By giving birth to children of employees in a very responsible approach Google. Mothers provide paid maternity leave for up to 18 weeks, dads - to 7 weeks. In addition, kids are provided with free diapers.

What do they have an intranet? . man. With it, ' guglisty ' get to know each other and even has an affair.

How do they breathe? . Among the latest innovations of the company - a unique system of air purification, which takes away from the atmosphere all the toxins and heavy impurities. The staff here day and night breathe clean air.

How are they having fun? . Workers of internet search engine will play each other and network users. Only on April 1 in a search engine can find any delirium, such as jobs engineering professionals to work on the moon and all sorts of wacky fictional products to improve brain activity.

Do they have clubs? . Among these clubs can be noted: Black Googler Network - for the African-American employees, Google Women Engineers - for workers of women and GLBT Googlers - for employees of gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender.

What is the main entrance to the office? . By remarkable coincidence, that of the Brazilian solid wood made ​​an impressive central staircase at the entrance to the office of the corporation. The New York headquarters of Google is not less than impressive, it is built out of Lego designers of materials used in this designer. A Google engineers erected in front of another and a copy of the legendary skyscraper Empire State Building.

What to eat ' guglisty '? . Around the office complex situated Google cafeteria, which serves a variety of dishes for every taste. Of course, the food is free for employees.

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Ambitions against the voice of reason

I want to express their outrage by some published vacancies, and employers to test for smart applicants for the position of lead programmer or architect in the end of the article. Once again I read of vacancies on the forum '. System Architect is required. the husband. , Age 25-35 years. '. In the comments, and no I had enough people to the nines to spread these requirements. What I personally do not like about the job, except that the indication of sex and age of unconstitutional Russia?.

What do you think, how much time should be to prepare a system architect, a real professional, who can be ' immediately start a fight '? .

1. 
   In 22-23 years, most finishes high school. Well, if the student previously trained in a software company. However, as experience shows, to give significant time to work because he can not study. In fact, the student can only be used for very small problems, just with the daily monitoring of their performance.
   


2. 
   Clearly, the lead programmer on the job, graduate, with a miserable experience, it is unlikely any company will. This translates to about 1-2 years of work for internships or work in positions as a programmer, but without responsibility for the project. In practice, only after 25 years of programmer - trainee will be an independent commission to work on the project site, without fear that he's very ' nakosyachil '.
   


3. 
   However, to become a truly leading programmers, not a piece of paper, and the experience of work in knowledge, to be held for another five years. I did not calculate these figures are all ' on their skin ' tested. Requires full luggage carried 2-3 projects to go through all the stages of development and to consolidate the knowledge. Given that the major projects last from six months to several years, then five years at work as a programmer does not look like a large number. This is the minimum. Thus, we have 30 years, and we are still programmers.
   


4. 
   After this it is necessary to work the lead programmer. This will give the experience of managing a team of programmers, the ability to allocate and assign tasks. This stage can not jump - an architect who can not communicate, express ideas available does not cost anything. Similarly, 2-3 project to collect and consolidate experience. This is about 5 years, so our age is 35 years old.
   


5. 
   Here already, after 35 years of his life and career can be a system architect to think. If the enthusiasm has not waned, then read that it is necessary to obtain. certified architect from Microsoft. There is clearly 35 years of life will not get. But if received a certificate, the architect found a job, then congratulations - you made ​​really great results!.
   

And now, back to the original question, I would like to ask the employer: ' Where have you seen all the architects under 35 years old? ' . I coped well with the test. No wonder a few years working the lead programmer, not only on the number of the labor. Thus, the problem.

Recently, I recorded my daughter to the doctor. The procedure for many well-known: in the morning come, take a notebook with the schedule of admission physician and enter his name there at the time, which is not yet occupied, and it is convenient. However, t. to. Physicians are sorely lacking, the notebook to the queue. People queue to take pre- notebook for a few hours before the opening of clinics. To access the notebook each formed their own place. Many parents enroll their children to several doctors, respectively, occupying several queues.

Task 1. Develop a formal model of this procedure writing to the doctor.

Task 2. Indicate the weaknesses in this method of entry to the doctor.

Task 3. Imagine that you have come to record at 7 am, and have all 50 people. The doctor takes no more than 15 people per day, t. e. on this day to accept appointment you do not have time to. Can something still be done to register ( use of force and bribery does not count)?.

answers:.

1. 
   In general, this is a typical model of a multithreaded application. There are a limited resource: a doctor, access to organized through some sort of mutex - notebook. Everyone - a separate thread, becoming in turn to access the shared resource.
   


2. 
   Typical weaknesses of multi-threaded applications (for example, the complexity of thread synchronization ).
   


3. 
   To move forward in the queue, you can take advantage of its weaknesses. For example, it is clear that a person take a few bursts, it is very difficult to track the movement of a few bursts, but when dozens of people just trying to do it at the same time, the task of tracking ( clock ) for all queues is not solved. This is a weak spot. Therefore, while the others are busy sharing out of seats in line, quietly moving forward - when they open the clinic, all mixed up queue and right will be the one who was the first grab a treasured notebook. Personal record - came somewhere in the fifties, enrolled in the third notebook.
   

PS: Typing in «Google Docs». How he tortured me! . We must take the mouse and then dab in a place where I was caught off guard this damn autosave! .

What is a ' poisoned zone '?

In the early twentieth century, a local fisherman, with his net, he saw that the water began to seethe, and then boiled in his eyes. There was a heavy thunder and the sky blue flame shot up. With the fear of young Yakut fell to the ground and covered himself with clothes. So he lay there as long as all is not quiet. Climbing up, he found that the clothes on their backs burned. Seine net was filled with boiling water in which boiled fish swam. The fisherman quickly pulled him away and rushed. Since then, the lake had the reputation of ...

Geologists have suggested that in this place deep underground deposits of coal burning, which can ignite the accumulated methane in underwater cavities. This phenomenon is, apparently, and watched the fishing.


The phrase ... Alas, sometimes even extinct volcanoes are a source of death!.

Thus, in the Upper Geyser River, adjacent to the Valley of geysers and crater Uzon, in the Kronotsky Nature Reserve is located on the Kamchatka Peninsula strange place called the Valley of Death. There you can see many of the remains of dead animals. On the slopes around the missing vegetation, visible only bare rock rock a greenish- yellow color on the surface - deposition of sulfur. In the air there is a smell of hydrogen sulfide.

People who find themselves in the area, through the 10-25 minutes. begin to feel the dryness and burning in the mouth, a dull ache in the back of the head. They have increased the pressure, nauseous, dizzy... The normal state of health is restored only after half an hour after the person leaves the place.

Although, according to scientists, the cause of death and deterioration of animal health in humans is the poisoning of carbon dioxide and hydrogen sulphide, evaporating from the depths by volcanic activity, the researchers could not understand why death occurs so quickly. (By the way, were among the dead and the people. ) For example, a huge bear hanged, barely tasted meat from the carcass of a dead animal in the valley. Only in 1982. it was found that in the volcanic fumes are present poisonous cyanide compounds in high concentrations.

Even more surprising and tragic events connected with Cameroonian Lake Nyos and Monoun. Both are volcanic craters, formed five hundred years ago. At the bottom of water bodies at rest magma The cooled and compressed under the pressure of the water. Because of the underlying processes gaseous matter goes through the pores out, mixed with the groundwater and into the lake. Gradually, the mixture is stored in the bottom layers.

If they are disturbed by something (eg, strong wind, landslide or earthquake ), from the solution starts to separate carbon dioxide. He just shoots up. Gas cloud killed all life for many miles around... So, in August 1984. at the ... August 21, 1986 Mr.. in the village on the shores of Lake Nyos were killed all the inhabitants (about 1,800 ), as well as pets, livestock and poultry. The streets were literally piled with corpses....

In 1999,. return to Cameroon, scientists from different countries to explore deadly phenomenon and try to avert the threat of the population. However, the project to clean water by toxic substances has not yet allocated funds.




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Cook the meatballs in the Book of Masters

Ever wondered mastery of Hollywood screenwriters. Or is their incredibly well-coordinated work with the director's team. But still, literally all the details in a multi shoot, and how shoot.

The idea, which does not leave when you view - is what kind of grass growing in Hollywood. The plot is simple, but the storyline is so convoluted and seemingly absurd, that the brain is ready to dislocate, so do not try to understand. However, the action is very easy and when you realize that to follow the cartoons do not, you just relax - the film begins to absorb you without a trace.

Meatballs - perfect in every sense of the Hollywood movie with all its attributes: a little snot, a little bit of patriotism, a little romance and the sea, gags, jokes otvyaznyh, blokbasternyh chases and move the whole head of heroes. A great cartoon for all. The main brain off when watching a half hour.

But the book Masters of the brain does not allow disabled. No matter how you try. Film is not bad, probably even the best of Russian films in the fantasy genre. Taken without the gloom and apokalipsichnosti quite positive, but. Again, this ubiquitous NO.

The film shows through scenic holes, each the size of a fist, and then stick your head can be easily. Of course, the task was not easy - take a dozen of Russian fairy tales, where the plot is tweaked to perfection for millennia, and the dazzle of a fairy-tale blockbuster. It turned out only half.

The story itself - is typical of Russian fairy tales walker, shaded a little love melodrama. The princess is looking for artists who make the magic stone from something living, so she will receive power over the world. Of course, the main character is a forge. And of course a damn for the princess will come.

Here is an incredible complication because of its richly flavored misery love lines. Then you and the triangle: Ivan - Kate -witch - Yangul Warrior. And the unrequited love between the steppes and the master 's daughter. And a mother's love ( Baba Yaga ) to his daughter ( the princess ).

That it was not so boring, the plot introduced Barinova slaves who drink moonshine and hiccup on every occasion (well, what Russian without a bottle - apparently according to the producers of Disney ). In addition, to heighten the humor ball shows the road as a GPS-navigator, car alarm beeping gates, and the mirror telling you to disconnect the TV goes on the test table. The smile that is more than enough.

All this would be okay to tailor and went to a great film shock. But the plot holes reduce everything to nothing. And Kate is killed, and he revived again, and. And the princess suddenly burst into tears and went into the bright distance, becoming a good. But she went right and why the hell not advary turned to dust, and with it gone? . And why have introduced the role of hero in the performance of 34 Ephraim - the old man - made ​​alcoholic earn? . And these unanswered questions about the film body - a dime a dozen. And do not hide from them, not hide.

But the whole movie is quite good make an impression. If you remember that the writers in Russia in the paddock, and directors on a horse - and did an excellent. Although, of course, producing work from every corner of the sticks. Here and there are typically seen Hollywood moves, cutting, pasting. Interestingly, the director has done anything, or a movie filmed on the rider? . This is not Inhabited Island. Then half an hour rather innocuous movie: come, looking for beer, then went out and forgot to piss. Here and fairy-tale ending, but who was listening - well done!.

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Freebie FOREVER!

I have nothing. No house, no apartment, no car. And that is - so I do not use. I travel with a set of credit cards and naladonkoy, scaring empty backpack airport workers.

But I have dozens of friends, hundreds of friends, relations. I am accumulating them for years. Just doing a service for service. Just like that, the ' maybe someday '. I never ask, and do not ask me immediately pay. I'm just quietly doing. Often, more than the asking. And do not get anything in return. Or get pizdyuley. Or reward is so small that it is still that there is no.

But I get a commitment. moral. In front of me. This is my capital.

Personally, I of wealth do not need. All my clothes - two pairs of jeans, two shirts, two jackets ( linen in summer and winter types of Alaska ). I buy shoes on the principle that went into the store, bought, dressed, and went. Computer? . But I can run on the client computer. All right thing to do on my flash drive. Phone? . Food? . Entertainment? . So it is not entered in this type of vacation. Holidays? . Travel? .

The only thing that I appreciate - it's free. Freedom of movement, financial freedom, freedom of relationship. This is not a manifesto, I understand that the mentality of the majority is that they should be bound. Only if they are stimulated to develop. And I, on the contrary, it hinders.

So I try to do so that no one could come and say ' you must '. I only respond to ' please help '.

I try to give those who communicate with me and close, not money, and features: rich, grow morally, to make a career. Why not? . Do not reach, and become. overnight.

An example of the call is very revealing. I suffered a nine nights, but the guy has proven that it is better on the scene. And I must say, very few people saw it in my work - just banter and patience. Maybe so. but it worked.

I am constantly arguing children that their candy and gifts cost money. And they have to earn. And they are quite humbly and patiently to indicate their wishes for the future and choose today what is available. Parents, if they read this blog know what it's worth.

I have trained all of its customers, that my attention has to be earned. No money, relationships - then I will return a hundredfold. Strange, perhaps, the approach. But 10 years is not too many customers away from me is gone, and those who are left - and thank God. Others are stocking patience to once a night, I made ​​it a miracle.

These are strange people can live close to you. Take a look and maybe you'll find them next. Then do not judge them strictly. We were not holding the world, we will never be the pillars of the world. Our wealth is not outshine anybody 's eyes. We are simply the ones who give the world a spark, so you can out of it. themselves. ignite the flame and pull apart into thousands of fires that are already warm the world with warmth and joy. we appreciate. We so often this is not enough.

It's time: rejoice!

It is believed that smiling and cheerful people find it easier to go through life, to overcome difficulties. So here's how to make a good mood we never left?.
I represent several effective methods to combat the blues.

1. 
   Eat breakfast!. Where does the energy to take on the achievements, if in the morning you have time to make only a sip of tea or coffee? .
   


2. 
   Walk!. Spend at least 5 minutes a day in the fresh air, the brain cells need oxygen to support activity. You look, and overshadow a great idea!.
   


3. 
   Sit back!. After all, life does not consist of duties - regularly need a permit to do nothing.
   


4. 
   Save up emotions!. Psychologists say that 57 % of people feel much happier when they spend money on material and emotional: on vacation, museums, lectures, excursions, spa, etc. Dr..
   


5. 
   Hug!. Hugs and other nice touches are necessary for peace of mind.
   


6. 
   See old photos!. This is the easiest way to experience positive emotions again.
   

If you often think of nice little things, then the moments of happiness will last longer!.
Smile and be happy!.